Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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