Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
You pole danced in your parka.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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