I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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