I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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