just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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