she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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