Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
