There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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