Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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