I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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