You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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