I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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