I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
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