eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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