people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex