In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
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just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks