Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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