Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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