Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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