I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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