He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
tell me about the fingering
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