I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Say something about gay babies.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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