yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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