I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
