she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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