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I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant

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(212): I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant http://tfl.nu/ncxa

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(678): View more from Georgia

part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic

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(678): part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic http://tfl.nu/3j2g

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(864): View more from South Carolina

We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.

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(864): We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us. http://tfl.nu/xmtc

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(850): View more from Florida

The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.

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(850): The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man. http://tfl.nu/ikii

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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading

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(480): I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading http://tfl.nu/eqt2

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?

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(262): Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU? http://tfl.nu/jzba

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.

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(814): My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order. http://tfl.nu/pxpo

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(917): View more from New York City

sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.

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that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.

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(917): sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride. (917): that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks. http://tfl.nu/bp4f

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(850): View more from Florida

Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips

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(850): Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips http://tfl.nu/pmcc

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(404): View more from Georgia

And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?

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So the keyword here is "hammered"?

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(404): And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right? (1-404): So the keyword here is "hammered"? http://tfl.nu/1kxs

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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.

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(828): YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED. http://tfl.nu/ns1x

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My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.

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(818): My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place. http://tfl.nu/mphg

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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat

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(355): He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat http://tfl.nu/brov

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I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.

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(560): I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do. http://tfl.nu/yx9v

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(818): View more from California

You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.

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(818): You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer. http://tfl.nu/8foa

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