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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like

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• (925): View more from California

  He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher

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  23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  had another sex dream about alec baldwin...

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• (305): View more from Florida

  MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.

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• (510): View more from California

  I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.

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  These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable

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• (310): View more from California

  Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.

  (415): View more from California

  I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE

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