he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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