i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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