Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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