it was like his penis was on wheels.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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