"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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