Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
