ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child