I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's