I'm so fucking centered right now
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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