Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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