Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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