Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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