2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(