It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Randomize
