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Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.

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(206): Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night. http://tfl.nu/k8do

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So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...

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(425): So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod... http://tfl.nu/hp9q

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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.

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(479): She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink. http://tfl.nu/g05p

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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?

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(703): My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned? http://tfl.nu/h3av

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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.

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(501): This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower. http://tfl.nu/hbb7

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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?

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(315): why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall? http://tfl.nu/qv4b

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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.

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(650): I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar. http://tfl.nu/ituj

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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call

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(254): They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call http://tfl.nu/bvwc

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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.

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(509): Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully. http://tfl.nu/j9yb

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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text

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(519): I don't think my arm is broken I can still text http://tfl.nu/umjz

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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.

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(603): nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment. http://tfl.nu/rfmt

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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.

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(215): It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college. http://tfl.nu/yb1z

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The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you

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(303): The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you http://tfl.nu/278m

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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.

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(847): well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick. http://tfl.nu/owiw

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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?

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(630): How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club? http://tfl.nu/moii

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