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(704): View more from North Carolina

Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light

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(858): View more from California

i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..

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(203): View more from Connecticut

My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.

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(614): View more from Ohio

story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...

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(410): View more from Maryland

still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..

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(503): View more from Oregon

He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.

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(512): View more from Texas

Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea

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