So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
