You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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