Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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