Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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