happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Randomize
