the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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