this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
nutella sex= disaster
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
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Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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