Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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