Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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