Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
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she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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