What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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