I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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