My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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