I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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