You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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