She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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