Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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