I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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